Mariah Carey is a FAT Liar! I hate her and so should you!

I am deeply annoyed by this album cover as it is an inacurate depiction of what fatass Mariah (whore) Carey really looks like.

Have you seen this cow lately? I mean seriously, this is some airbrushing magic. The person that did the airbrushing must have worked day and night for a month to make her body look this good! You don't believe me? Look at this picture of Mooriah singing at Dick Clarks New Years Eve party just last week!

Just look at her fricken thigh! It's H U G E! And look at her cheeks and double chin too. FAT!!!

I think that they should stop lying and show an accurate picture and title of the album. For instance just look at the one I came up with below:

They should also tell the truth about the album sales! Yes it has gone platinum but they forget to mention that the people buying it are farmers and such that are trying to get rid of pests like mice and crows. They play the cd at high volumes to scare away these pesty critters because some of the screaches on it are so high pitched they will make your eardrums bleed. Everyone hates it including wildlife. Kudos to Bite it Reader Doña Jimena for her comment below:

"There's another big reason to hate Mariah... She keeps singing (yes, those horrible screams are supposed to be a song)... and apparently she will never stop recording albums."

Which of course was followed with a comment by the psycho Mariah lover that e-mailed me that freaky but hilarious letter I posted yesterday for you all to see:

"i love mariah and hope she never stops singing...shes the best singer in the world and a great role model...she doesnt hav horrible screams either u jelous bastard...ur lame peices of shitget a life!!!love ya mariah"

First of all Twit...Mooriah will never see your little love letters you leave on sites like this. Even if she did do you think that you are going to get some thank-you from her? NO! You won't because she is a stuck up whore too busy screwing her way to a better career and even if she were wholesome (of which she's not) she wouldn't converse with the likes of you because you are obviously illiterate. Your spelling and grammar give it away! As much as I don't like Mariah Carey I think she would be more intelligent then you are, even my cat would be as far as that goes.