Mariah Carey is a FAT Liar! I hate her and so should you!
Have you seen this cow lately? I mean seriously, this is some airbrushing magic. The person that did the airbrushing must have worked day and night for a month to make her body look this good! You don't believe me? Look at this picture of Mooriah singing at Dick Clarks New Years Eve party just last week!
Just look at her fricken thigh! It's H U G E! And look at her cheeks and double chin too. FAT!!!
I think that they should stop lying and show an accurate picture and title of the album. For instance just look at the one I came up with below:
They should also tell the truth about the album sales! Yes it has gone platinum but they forget to mention that the people buying it are farmers and such that are trying to get rid of pests like mice and crows. They play the cd at high volumes to scare away these pesty critters because some of the screaches on it are so high pitched they will make your eardrums bleed. Everyone hates it including wildlife. Kudos to Bite it Reader Doña Jimena for her comment below:
"There's another big reason to hate Mariah... She keeps singing (yes, those horrible screams are supposed to be a song)... and apparently she will never stop recording albums."
Which of course was followed with a comment by the psycho Mariah lover that e-mailed me that freaky but hilarious letter I posted yesterday for you all to see:
"i love mariah and hope she never stops singing...shes the best singer in the world and a great role model...she doesnt hav horrible screams either u jelous bastard...ur lame peices of shitget a life!!!love ya mariah"
First of all Twit...Mooriah will never see your little love letters you leave on sites like this. Even if she did do you think that you are going to get some thank-you from her? NO! You won't because she is a stuck up whore too busy screwing her way to a better career and even if she were wholesome (of which she's not) she wouldn't converse with the likes of you because you are obviously illiterate. Your spelling and grammar give it away! As much as I don't like Mariah Carey I think she would be more intelligent then you are, even my cat would be as far as that goes.
posted by T @ 3:23 PM
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Her next album should be called The EMACIATION OF MIMI.
emaciation - to make or become thin
I agree about the airbrushing! How stupid do they think we are...there is air brushing and then there's EXTREME MAKEOVER.
I was reading a blog the other day that compared Mariah to Miss Piggy in that picture from her singing at New Year. It was pretty accurate lol!
She looks like the LION from the wizard of oz...seriously, look at the photo again and picture her singing "If I only had the nerve..."
Well, I am deeply annoyed by the comments that have been posted on this website. What right do you have to judge someone? It's better to find a 1000 faults in yourself rather than 1 in somebody else. She gets on with her life and does what she does best-sing! Ok, maybe she doesnt have the best body in he music business, but she isn't a model, she is a singer and a damn good one at that. If you're judging her singing, it must mean that you listen to her music. She is not the one who decides if she goes platinum, its her fans-we decide wether she goes platinum or not you talentless reject.
Many regards,
Mariah Carey Fan
Well, I am deeply annoyed by the comments that have been posted on this website. What right do you have to judge someone? It's better to find a 1000 faults in yourself rather than 1 in somebody else. She gets on with her life and does what she does best-sing! Ok, maybe she doesnt have the best body in he music business, but she isn't a model, she is a singer and a damn good one at that. If you're judging her singing, it must mean that you listen to her music. She is not the one who decides if she goes platinum, its her fans-we decide wether she goes platinum or not you talentless reject.
Many regards,
Mariah Carey Fan
Give the woman a break. Sure, she doesn't have the best body in the world, but she doesn't have to stay in great shape like a model. She's probably under a lot of stress right now. Before you judge her, look at yourself. Can you sing? Do you have the perfect body? I doubt it.
Only an a**hole would speak of someone as if they were less than human just because of their size. It's a shame how ridiculously superficial, sad and hateful some people are!
I don't think it's just a criticism of her size. There's nothing wrong with being big, small or whatever in between. It's a criticism of an oversized, untalented, slutty woman trying to appear 20 years younger and 30 sizes smaller. Not a good role model if you keep lying about your size and weight. It's Mariah that gives the impression that if you're fat and old you're worthless, so Photoshop yourself and lie.
I personally don't even know how she got this far with all that screeching. There are thousands of more talented women out there, a lot prettier (I mean the inside kinda pretty) or more true to who they are, who deserve more than this cow. I guess she must give great blow jobs...
Thank you Sushi_Dinner! You are right on target.
It's not just that she's fat. She's fat AND ugly AND without talent.
No, add to that the fact that she cannot accept that she is old too.
Put those all together, and you get someone who spreads the idea that you have to be young and beautiful to be worthy. that bitch.
As for CD sales, come one. The middle-upper class has to much money, and their kids buy too much shit they don't need, plain and simple.
Rap music is a good seller as well, that doesn't mean the artist has talent (not saying non rapists have talent)
I totally agree with sushidinner. But you really shouldn't treat anyone less because of their size. But Mariah carey just CAN'T sing for her life. I know 3 of my best friends are 10 times better than her, and i'm sure there's thousands more.
Are you fucking serious? about how your saying she dosent have a voice, what the fuck are you on about ? Mariah carey proberly has the best voice in the world and jessica, im sure your friends are better then her ... NOT And all you other haters, go find something better to do then sitting around calling mariah names, calling someone ugly dosent make you any better or prettier, just take a look in the mirror and compare? Am i a better singer then her, do i have a better body then her, no i dont think so.
Get off her tip,
you people are proberly worser then madonna.
You are hilarious and I completely agree with you. Mariah Carey is a stupid conceited whore. I especially thought this when I saw the music video for her newest song Obsessed. Eminem is not obsessed with her and never will be. He even said himself that he doesn't like her as a person. It pisses me off how ignorant she and her fans are!
BITCH PLEASE! FUCK THE 18 GENERATIONS OF YOUR ANSESTORS...I DONT CARE IF I'M A MARIAH FAN OR NOT THATS FUCKED UP AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FUCKING CUNTS....ALL OF YOU AND FOR YOU LITTLE MISS OR MR T.. TH EMANIPATION OF MIMI CAME OUT IN 2005, I SEE YOU POSTED THIS IN 2006 A FUCKING YEAR LATER... THN IT SAYS THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN JUST LAST WEEK...(OF 2006) BITCH GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT STRAIGHT...FUCKING HYPOCRIT...I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW UGLY YOU ARE. OH WAIT I ALREADY FOUND OUT YOU GOT A PROBLEM DONT BE A PUSSY TELL ME URSELF, CHEY_LARUE90@YAHOO.COM THAT GOES FOR ALL YOU CUNTS WHOS HATIN EVEN YOU CHELSEAS BITCH AND SLUTTY JENI WITH A STRIPPER NAME...STUPID FUCKING WHORES GO TO FUCKING HELL
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