WTF! Someone Is WAY Exagerating This!

Have you seen the video of Stavros driving Paris' Bentley and wrecking it? Well here it is in case you haven't. You must watch it if you haven't seen it for the rest of this to make sense...

So anyway I'm surfin the net looking for interesting stories and I find this one. It says for the headline: Paris Hilton Escapes Freak Car Smash so of course this catches my eye 'cuz I'm thinking was she in a serious accident that I missed out on or something. That headline makes it sound like a bridge fell out from under her and she barely survived it. Well, no it wasn't another accident, it was the same stupid one she was in with Stavros in her Bentley Wednesday and the whole article makes it sound so scary and tramatic. It goes on to say...The reality TV star was leaving a Hollywood nightclub in a plush silver Bentley, when her vehicle collided with a heavy goods wagon. It is not known how fast the star's car was travelling. it was confirmed no one was hurt in the smash.

What a bunch of crap.

The "Smash"! It was a scratch on her hood.

A "Heavy Goods Wagon"! It was an empty trailer.

The speed the vehicle was going was "Not Known". How about 3 miles an hour for about a yard or so.

It was confirmed that noone was hurt. Well, I would hope not. They were laughing for God's Sake!

That really made me laugh today. What a fucking joke! How Ridiculous!

Dita Von Tesse Throws A Temper Tantrum (Yeah, I didn't know who she was either)

Until I looked it up and said, "oh yeah, she's that freak"! I will help refresh your memory as well.

Dita is a burlesque dancer

She has been on the cover of Playboy and countless other mags but more importantly she is engaged to....

Marilyn Manson!

Yep, now you remember. Well anyway...She was sceduled to perform her well known Martini Glass dance bit at an exclusive Victoria's Secret Party but refused to go onstage after a DJ introduced her as "a stripper that was attached to a freak".

Evidentally she doesn't like you to call Marilyn a freak even though that's what everyone calls him and thinks about him and just because she takes off her clothes on stage she is NOT a stripper. She is a burlesque dancer dammit!

Well when she wouldn't get on stage the DJ kept saying "Get the fuck on stage" which just made her even more angry. By the end of the night she did receive an apology from the event producer for the lack of respect by the DJ. I bet the producer showed a lack of respect to the DJ when he shitcanned him later that night either.

Anyway, they are both freaks and they know it. I don't know why she would be offended they bring it on themselves. As a matter of fact they are planning on getting married next month and instead of exchanging the traditional vows...they are swapping blood instead. Now if that aint freaky I don't know what is! Truth hurts Dita evidentally!

Source: Female First

Julia Roberts Is Depressed

The Bosh and countless other sites are all saying that Julia is quite depressed. I know her second marriage is failing, she's 38 and she has to raise twin babies with dumb names and all but that isn't what has got her depressed. She's sad because she's not what she used to be and everyone seems to know it. Realization is a hard thing for her I guess. She sits around all day in front of the entertainment center watching her film "Pretty Woman" and crying about it.

Here is an old picture of Julia when she was known as the most beautiful woman in America. Indeed she is gorgeous. Now critics are all calling her a hobo because she seems to be going downhill.

Here is a more recent picture of America's Sweetheart! Egads...she does look terrible, especially compared to the above photos. I hope she comes out of this though because she always has been one of my favorite actresses. I hope she doesn't opt for cosmetic surgery though in an effort to regain her youth. When stas start doing that, they end up looking like this! Sad Sad Sad!

Jessica's Personal Life Is Her Business Only

Last week the tabloids were all talking about how Jessica is so tired of people's speculation about her marriage to Nick Lechey that she had to start seeing a counselor to help her deal with it.

Now today Jessica was doing an interview with someone and they asked her about her personal life which evidentally was a big mistake. Jess stopped the interview and left. I would say the poor girl has had just about all she can take of this! The thing I don't understand is why it's so upsetting to her? If they aren't breaking up of which her and Nick both say isn't happening and the speculation of a divorce is truly just speculation. Then what it the problem? Let people think what they want when you know the truth. What's the big deal! I could understand if it was something that would ruin your reputation like them saying you don't really sing your own music and it's all digital and lip syncing like her sister Asslee has gone through but I don't think she even had to seek counseling after that ordeal. Whatever I guess!

Thank-You Veterans

A word of thanks to all those military people that serve or have served our country and those that have selflessly given their lives for us to have the freedom and liberty that we have and love. There is not enough words I can say that can express the heartfelt thanks that you deserve!

Happy Veterans Day!

Criminals....I just don't get it!

Of course nobody that is normal understands the psyche of any criminal. Nobody knows what drives someone to commit murder or rape but this one really confuses me.

Meet Steven Avery. Steven was convicted of rape and spent 18 years (of a 32 year sentence) in prison. Of course he denied that he was guilty the entire time but thanks to modern technology he was released in 2003 because a DNA test proved that he in fact didn't rape the person.

Oops! Sorry for that mistake Steven!

(above: Steven being released from prison with family members at his side in 2003)

Fast Foreward to this week, 2005. Steven has been arrested for murdering this woman. This is Teresa Halbach. Teresa was a photographer that takes pictures for those car magazines that sell used vehicles. Well, she went on assignment at the salvage yard that Steven's family owns. She was never seen again. Her SUV was found at the salvage yard and the key to her SUV was found in his bedroom. There was blood found in many of the rooms at the salvage yard and his vehicle and to top it off, they found her burned/charred remains yesterday at the salvage yard.

Now, why in the world would someone that was released from prison for a crime they didn't commit do something like this and be thrown back in prison for life or possibly even receive a death sentence? Is the free world really so tough that prison life is more appealing? I just don't get it. I love my freedom. It's very sad indeed. My heart goes out to the Halbach family.

Sienna Miller Must Be Taking Lessons From Cameron Diaz

Just look how she runs at them and hits them with her purse outside of her home!

You go girl! I would be pissed off too if I couldn't even step foot out my front door without some people taking my picture 24/7!

I'm sure a lawsuit from the papparazzi will soon follow?

Image Source: CelebWorld

Celebrity Comparison - Dolly Parton and The Joker

Need I say more?

Gee, I wonder if someone had a face lift? It looks like she wouldn't even be able to talk. Like her face is pulled so tight that her eyebrows give off a surprised look all the time and that her mouth is stuck in a permenant smile. Wowzers...why do some celebrities do this to themselves?

Jennifer Garner Is Fat!

I am completely aware that she is pregnant but according to Insider Online it's not just pregnancy that is making her fat. Jen can't get enough Tootsie Rolls and eats them non stop all day and night!

After the baby is born she will be getting alot of dental work done due to all the cavities!

Paris Haters List...Continued

I think this is going to become a weekly post as someone scathes about the little selfish whore at least once a week.

This week I am adding Shirley Jones to the list. Yes, Mama Partridge hates Paris Hilton and made sure everyone knows how she feels. Evidentally Shirley is an avid reader of Vanity Fair magazine and last month when they had Paris posing topless on the cover Shirley was not pleased. Shirley wrote a letter to the editor and said this: " "I have admired and enjoyed your magazine since the beginning, but having a porn star on your cover was very disturbing to me. I had hoped your wonderful magazine was above this."

Camp Hilton had no reply, but we all know what Paris probably said!

Source: The Insider Online

Britney Spears Is Angry About Rumors...Again!

According to Female First, Britney is once again angry about what the tabloids are saying about her. Britney is furious that the tabloids are saying that she has had a tummy tuck since she had little Sean Preston. She has a fantastic body before and after baby and is working out to maintain it. I'm sure she is working even harder now that she has kicked K-Fed to the curb. Afterall she has to look really hot to lure in a new baby daddy.

Homewrecker Angelina Jolie Plans To Set The Record Straight

Angelina is tired of everyone talking about her relationship with Brad Pitt and is planning on announcing "the truth" on national television!

Female First is reporting that a source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Angelina's told Brad it's time they came clean about their relationship on TV. She's just looking for the right show to set the record straight"

Earlier this week it was revealed that Brad is desperate for Angelina to reunite with her estranged father - so he can walk her down the aisle when they marry. Brad wants Angelina to put the past behind them so they can concentrate on being a real family, according to Life and Style magazine.

Ozzy Osbourne Is Randy...All The Time

Sharon Osbourne is telling everyone more information then they wanted to hear! According to Sharon; Ozzy is like a f'n rabbit. Ozzy and her have sex every night they are together and is always wanting more.

I was kind of shocked when I heard that because I'm surprised Ozzy could get it up let alone stay awake long enough to have sex. The man appears drunk or stoned everytime you see him!

Source: Female First

Russell Crowe Needs Anger Management Classes

Earlier this year Russell got in that tiff with the hotel worker and through a telephone at him (busting up his face) because he couldn't figure out how to dial an Austrailian number from it.

Now Female First is reporting that Russell made an ass of himself in a resturant where he was dining with his wife and friends. After Russ had a few glasses of wine he started arguing with his wife Danielle to the point of where they both stood up and were having a face off. Danielle then went to the bathroom for 10 minutes and came back out. Upon her coming back the arguing had stopped but tensions were high and you could tell nobody at the table was pleased.

YOU NEVER EVER ARGUE IN FRONT OF ANYONE! It makes you look like an ass and a trashy one at that.

Paris Hilton Is Tricky!

Page Six is reporting today that Paris Hilton has not given back her engagement ring to ex-fiancé Paris Latsis because he didn't really give it to her!

That''s right folks. This ring that everyone has been oohing and aweing over is not the ring he gave her nor is it even real. It is a cubic zerconia that Paris bought herself. The ring he gave her was much smaller then this and since the smaller ring was evidentally not spectacular enough, she bought this fake giant gawdy thing to make everyone think he gave her a million dollar diamond. We fell for it of course. I do wonder where the real engagement ring is at though? I wonder if she has or ever will give it back since she is the one that called off the engagement and all. Technically she should but with her selfishness track record; I don't see it happening!