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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Being A Ho Is In The Hilton Bloodline

I'm certain that when news of Paris' porn video spread Mommy Kathy thought back to her younger days of being wild and sewing her oats and thought, "gee, I really hope nothing I did ever comes back to haunt me like this"! Mama Hilton Kathy certainly couldn't be too angry at Paris as Ho'in is evidentally something that teenage Hilton women are supposed to do!

Check out this eBay Auction for instance. Some high school friend or as Kathy put it, "escort" of hers named Pierce decided to tell us all about Kathy's not so proper years and throw in a couple pics of Kathy as well. I did notice the resemblence of her and Paris. Especially since she is doing the signature Paris pose in the bikini one. Mama must have taught Paris..."The Pose".

Here is a polaroid of Kathy Hilton laying spread eagle on a bed with her shirt undone and no bra. Classy! I bet she is going to have to get some tranquilizers when the news of this breaks. Might someone think she's not as proper as she makes herself out to be? What a slap in the damn face! I LOVE IT! Now I certainly wouldn't pay $2000.00 for these photos but I would pay $2.00 to watch Kathy be in a fit of rage and anxiety since these pics have surfaced. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone Is Having A Baby These Days...

Tuesday I reported that Halle Berry is preggers...now today I read about 2 other celebrities that are having babies as well.

Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are expecting their second child in May. Reports The Insider They already have a daughter, Natalia that will be 3 in January.

Yahoo News is reporting that Late Night Star Conan O'Brien and his wife Liza had a 8 LB. 4 Oz. baby boy they named Beckett on Wednesday.

Congrats to all the new proud parents and parents to be!

How To Treat Depression - Paris Hilton Edition

What does any normal gal do after her Greek Shipping Heir Billionaire Boy Toy of the moment crashes her $100,000.00 Bentley into a truck then backs up and hits an autograph seeker and doesn't even stop or care? (Click here to see that video by the way!)

They eat cereal of course...and lots of it by the looks of things.

Who Said It Game - WINNER!

Well, everyone guessed it correctly but m19 guessed it correctly first so she is the winner! Congrats m19!

Brooke Shields is the twit that said this: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Gee, Ya think Brooke? I can't believe she said that!

I will find a harder one for next Monday! You guys are too smart!

It's Like Christmas In December! Kevin FINALLY Got The Boot - Yipeee!!!


I am so so so happy! I can't believe that it finally happened and earlier then my prediction was even. According to New Zealand's STUFF.com Britney has kicked Kevin to the curb for good! What was the final straw? Nobody knows the real reason but evidentally one reason may be that Kevin was Dirty Dancing with Ashlee Simpson? Yuck! Now Ass is going to have to write a new song called I didn't want you husband. I don't like her anyway and I hope that Britney kicks her little ass so hard that Ass's Acid Reflux comes out her mouth!~

I never hated Britney. I rally behind her! I think that this is a brave strong thing to do and it is definately for the best. I am super excited to see who he goes after now! Back to Shar???