Who Said It Game...

What female celebrity said this stupid quote?

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Take a guess at who said it. If you guess correctly I will make mention of who gave me the correct answer on the website.

How To Make Your Spouse Feel Good - Madonna Style

What does a loving wife do to let her huband know how much she loves him and how important he is to her?

Well if you are Madonna you go on a talk show and tell them that you married your husband to make you look good and because he was sexy and now you realize that you married him for all the wrong reasons.

I'm sure that her husband Guy Ritchie felt wonderful when her heard her say that! Wouldn't any husband be elated? Hey, you can never ever accuse Madonna of sugar coating or lying about anything I guess. Wow she is ballzy!

Source: Female First

Pete Doherty Is A Baby Daddy (of two)

YUCK! It was amazing enough to me that supermodel Kate Moss would date such a piece of filth. Then the cocaine snorting video surfaced and it made sense as anyone would have to be totally and completely jacked up to stand to be in the same room as this guy.

Now today MTV news is reporting that Pete is a father of two. Well maybe that is! Pete has one child for sure but during an interview he recently did the loser was high on drugs (surprise) and made a statement that he does have another baby which shocked everyone because nobody else knew that. He went on to say that the mother won't let him near the little boy (another surprise) and that his family does see the child on occasion so that is good I guess?

Excuse me, I have to go scrub myself with scalding hot water, pine sol and a brillo pad now. The thought of him is so repulsive it makes me feel unclean and stinky. Yuck...Just Yuck!

Halle Berry Is Preggers

Take a look at the belly as it is in this pic because it is about to become no longer existent! MTV News Uncut is reporting today that Halle Berry is in fact preggers by her boyfriend Michael Ealy. They started dating soon after Halle divorced her sex addict husband Eric Benet.

Congrats Halle and Michael!

Why do we care?

So I am looking everywhere for some juicy scoop to blog about to all of you and I come across an article with a picture of Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson and it's titled. They are NOT dating.

Ok Great..I could spend all damn day typing out names of couples that are NOT dating. I realize it's because he was a guest star on an episode of her show "Stacked" (I didn't know that was still on the air. I thought it was cancelled) and people are wondering if it means something. WHO CARES!

The other day a dude sat at the light when it was green and I honked so he'd pay attention and move his ass. He flipped me off. It means nothing and he and I aren't dating. Again, nobody cares, just as much as I don't care about who Pamela Anderson is NOT dating.

By the way...in case you haven't noticed...nothing exciting has happened. That would be why I'm forced to write about meaningless garble. Sorry