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Friday, November 04, 2005

Tinkerbell Is Back


A few months ago Paris started carrying around that Rat/Ferret thing and made a statement that she didn't like Tinkerbell anymore because he was getting too big. I think it's because Tinkerbell knew too many of her secrets and was blackmailingh her! Well either way, I am happy to report that evidentally Paris has changed her mind and started hanging out with Tink again. I wonder if she was just wanting to get on the animal lovers good side or what. She definately isn't doing it for Tinks sake!

Image Source: CelebWorld

Tara Reid Is Sober

What does Tara Reid do to help with the depression of her show being cancelled? Well, since Tara drinks just because it's a day of the week that ends with day she needed to do something else...shop. Since it is a rare occurance I decided to post a picture I just got of her because I am astounded that she's not drunk or at least doesn't appear to be. It is early in the day though. She usually isn't completely drunk by 9am but give her till noon and she will be passed out. Little lush!

Image Source: CelebWorld

Nick Lachey Is Missing

According to thebosh Jessica Simpson's husband Nick Lachey has vanished and noone has seen or heard from him at all for the past 2 weeks. Jessica is gone abroad on Safari with her daddy (the perv) and her reps are saying Nick is out of the country recording an album but since the rumor mill is saying they are splitsville nobody believes that story. So, Where is Nick??? I think he got fed up with her dingy ass and ran off with someone that he can have a civilized conversation with, like his socks or possibly a tree. Either of them is smarter then Jessica is!

Britney And Kevin's Ex's Hook Up?

Do you know who they are? That is Shar Jackson (Kevins ex and mom of 2 of his kids) and Jason Alexander (Britney's first husband) getting awefully cozy with one another.

This pic was taken at L.A. Smashbox Studios; Mercedes-Benz Spring 2006 fashion show. Shar and Jason not only sat next to each other at the Mercedes-Benz fashion show, Jason was seen with his arm affectionately draped over Shar's shoulder. Gossipers everywhere are eating their hearts out, wishing they could have been a fly on the fashion show wall to hear Shar and Jason badmouthing Britney and Kevin. Unconfirmed rumors circulate that Shar said: "Just because the trailer trash moves into a mansion doesn't mean it won't stink"!

Source: The Bosh

Paris Hilton Is Mean

I remember a while back Paris was quoted as saying, "Good things happen to me because I'm a good person"! uh-huh yeah right...

Here is a video of Paris Hilton on a cell phone saying someone else (probably Mary-Kate Olsen) is ugly, anorexic and jealous. Meanwhile she is with Kim Stewart who by the way is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. Hell, Paris is such a Bitch that she is probably talking about Kim right in front of her, who knows. Thought you would enjoy it though.

Video Source: CelebWeb

Whenever You Think Your Life Is Bad And Things Couldn't Get Worse...

...then take a look at how bad some other people have it and you'll quickly realize that you aren't as bad off as you thought you were. Today I found 2 different stories of people that I feel very bad for and I thought maybe if I shared these stories I found that it might make a difference to someone else as well. So Here Goes:

Story #1

This is Rachel and Clare Wallmeyer. They are identical 33 year old twins that are fighting Anerexia Nervosa. They think they look fat. You can watch a video of them and read a story about them by clicking this link.

Story #2

This is Steve. He is 24 and caught HIV the first and only time he ever had sex in his entire life. When reading his story you are indeed sad for him but the conclusion of course is that he was not using any common sense or protection and it is his own fault that he is HIV positive of course but it's a sad story all the same. Here is the link to his story.

Summary, last week I was under a ton of stress, nothing was going right, I was emotionally and physically drained and took a break from everything by spending a couple of days in bed. When I read these 2 stories and look back at last week. I don't even remember why I was so upset anymore. My life isn't so bad afterall!

Dennis Rodman Is Full Of Hiimself


I just watched a video clip of Extra TV interviewing Dennis Rodman and I can't believe how full of himself he is.

First he starts off by saying he is in the same league and is an icon like Jimmy Hendrix only he's alive and Jimmy is dead of course so then he compares himself to the President of the US.

Then he says while on a tour bus one of the guards told him that he parties harder then any celebrity he's ever seen before only without the drugs.

Then he says he is the greatest rebounder of all times and probably the best basketball player EVER!

Someone better get a needle and it insert it in his forehead quickly to reduce that swelling!

Paris Hilton Thinks She's Dr. Phil

Who do you turn to when you are devistated from a break-up with your long time mate?
Well who else but the queen of relationships; Paris Hilton of course!

According to thebosh.com it's not Sienna that caused the problem between Gisele and Leo. The real culprit is far more sinister: Paris Hilton, who allegedly dated DiCaprio in the past, has been offering him consolation since Gisele left him. At the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, Paris and Leonardo were "deep in conversation, Leo looked like he was in his element chatting away to Paris," the witness said.

That's odd because I thought the only thing Paris can talk about is herself?

Kevin Feds - On His Own With No Money


Well, we are all well aware by now that Kevin has been kicked out and his money tap has run out since Britney got fed up (finally) and kicked him out for their "temporary" seperation. Well, last week he couldn't buy anything at Blockbuster or withdrawl any money from the ATM as he was DECLINED and here is a new pic of him on Tuesday going to buy something at the gas station and from the looks of it he got declined...AGAIN!

GOD I LOVE THIS! HAHAHAHAHA

Image Source: Celeb Web

NEWS FLASH - Nicole Richie Ate Something


I am in shock folks...Nicole Richie actually ate something. I corndog with mustard even!
Now when I first saw the photos I thought it looked like Kim Stewart from behind and I was going to say Kim Stewart was practicing giving head to the corndog as part of the tutoring she has been receiving from her BFF Paris Hilton; but...I got a front shot and it is in fact Nicole Richie. I just can't believe that she was eating something. She must have been coming down from her high and got her appetite back briefly.

Image Source: CelebWeb

Helping Kevin Federline Learn Something

Kevin seems to think that a bunch of overweight prestigious opera singers are following him around? I am going to teach him the difference, so here goes...

Kevin, This is Luciano Pavarotti... (lamens pronunciation - pa -va - rot - e)

And here is Papparazzi... (lamens pronunciation - pop - a - rot - z)



See the difference dumbass! Besides, as famous as you think you are? I guarantee that Luciano Pavarotti would not give your white trash, gold digging ass the time of day. He, unlike you, has class!

Single Ladies...I Have Found A Man For You

While reading some other blogs I found this. Now make sure you read it all the way through before you close the window. This guy's name is Steven and he lives with his parents and just wants a friend. Keep in mind...he is NOT a stalker type person! ENJOY!