WTF - Another Crazy Person

While I was looking for a picture of Vanilla Ice for my last post I ran across this!

Now this chick named Abbie Nixon is a weirdo. She talks on the site like her and Vanilla Ice really do talk to one another like they are great buddies. She says that someone e-mailed her that claimed to be a good friend of "The Iceman". She follows with how she finds it odd that Vanilla Ice never has brought up this dudes name to her before.

Then for proof she puts up pictures of her and him together and says "I love to spend time with the Ice, and I make a point of photographing us every time we get together. Here are just a few of the shots from my collection. Enjoy"! So I click on it (for proof) and I see this!

WTF! Then there is another spot that says how Vanilla Ice changed her life! He taught her the value of life because he taught her how to Stop, Collaborate and Listen!

Someone needs to take some medication!

Celebrity Comparison - Vanilla Ice - vs - K ' Fed (Daddy)

Yesterday I put a link so you can listen to part of a track off of Kevin Federline's soon to release CD. (it wasn't working earlier and I have fixed it by the way) Anyway, People Mag is reporting that the critics are saying, "he's not even as good as Vanilla Ice"! Now that's harsh! How can they say that? Have your read these lyrics? That shit is deep man! Check it!

I should be saying keep my damn name out of your mouth but you people keep increasin' my change amount!
So, go ahead and say what you wanna I'm going to sell out, turn around and then I'm gonna!
I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting in situations that you wish you was in cuz I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I ain't your daddy too! Stepping in this game and you ain't got a clue!
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate me and this style that we create straight 2008!
But I know that you really can't wait cuz people are always asking me when's the release date? Well maybe baby you can wait and see, until then all these pavarottis are always following me!
Getting anxious go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week!

Back then they called me K Fed But you can call me Daddy instead!
Back then they called me K Fed But you can call me Daddy instead!

See what I mean? That is TIGHT! To the extreme he rocks the mic like a vandal! Oh shit, I mixed them up for a sec too.

Note: In case you are wondering if that is a typo (pavarottis) and it's supposed to be papparazzi? It's not, that is correct. He calls papparazzi pavarattis. I think it's because he is so damn stupid. As a matter of fact, I found some old love letters he wrote his girlfriend (the one before Shar) that he broke up with when she caught him cheating on her) and he misspelled pretty much every word. I will alwas love you, I didnt meen it!

What Does Nicole Richie Eat For Lunch?

Well...for starters she has a glass of ice water with a lemon and looks at the menu (by looks I mean she looks at it sitting in front of her, unopened on the table)

Then the waitress comes and takes their orders and she orders an orange juice (I'm assuming to mix her metamucil in because that's how the way my Grandpa always did it)

Then she stares at her cell phone & drinks her orange juice while her friends eat and smoke cigarettes

Conclusion: Nicole needs to eat!

Image Source: CelebWorld

The List Of Celebrities That Hate Paris Hilton

Well it's so long I really don't have the time to put them all down but today two more celebrities have been added.

Madonna and Val Kilmer both dislike the little lazy eyed slut as well.

Madonna fumed to Britain's Radio One: "People like Paris Hilton who come into a centre and buy a book or a band and that's it for them. It doesn't mean they study it". Madonna also says "Paris Hilton and other stars who dabble with the religion are damaging its credibility and I'm sick of it".

I hope Madonna kicks Paris' Ass!

Val Kilmer says: “She is famous for nothing,” he told the Scottish Daily Record. “It is what we celebrate — the nothingness of her fame. It’s funny, like a reality show that is her life. And she is flying with it, she made $100 million last year.”

I hope Val Kilmer's wife Kicks Paris' Ass! Actually I just want somebody to kick Paris' Ass! I don't care who it is. Maybe I could find a bum and pay him $100.00 to slap the shit out of her while everyone stood there and laughed. It would be worth the money and I could sell the photos for millions of dollars because ya know EVERYONE would like to see it just as much as me!

Countdown To Divorce Part Deux - Britney And Kevin

Ok, earlier this morning I reported that Britney and baby flew home to Louisiana to "take a break from her marriage with Kevin"!

Well now I'm finding out that Britney has not only left but she has kicked Kevin out of the house as well. It is a beautiful puzzle and all the pieces are finally fitting into their appropriate places!

Sources have alleged the new mom has kicked her husband out of their Malibu home and demanded a trial separation after a blazing row, according to Stateside reports. Kevin is said to be staying at a friend's house until he can sort things out with Britney, but friends fear their marriage is heading for the rocks. A pal revealed to a US magazine: "Brit's had all she can stand of the problems with Kevin. She explained to him that the split would be temporary, that it would give them some breathing room to sort out their problems. Britney's giving it her all to make things work." Last week Britney was said to be upset that Kevin is not spending enough time helping her with their baby son, Sean Preston. Insiders claimed she was particularly annoyed when her husband spent two hours having his hair braided, while she was left to change the baby's nappies. Kevin has also reportedly been avoiding his fatherly duties by partying till the early hours at nightclubs.

Lets see here:

Kicked out - Check
Shut off his credit cards - Check
Says she wants a temporary split - Check

Again, I say I give it till the end of 2005 and they will be splitsville.

Newest Celebrity IT Couple

Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are officially a couple.

Their reps even said so!

I just hope he doesn't start hanging out with Asslee Simpson because then Asslee will end up writing a song called "I didn't steal another one of your boyfriends" and Lindsay in turn will write a song called "confessions of a broken heart; ex-girlfriend to ex-boyfriend. I don't think I could bear that. I don't want to hear either of them sing anymore!

Source - FemaleFirst

Countdown To Kevin And Britney's Divorce

I know how stressful it must be for Britney to be taking care of the new baby all by herself while Kevin is off partying all the time. I mean imagine the stress of managing the nanny, the maids and that bodyguard and other dude that follow you everywhere; one carrying the baby and the other carrying the baby's stuff. Wow, it could really take a toll on ya I'm sure.

Well, EXTRA Online is reporting today that Britney had to take a break from her marriage with Kevin and fly home to Louisiana with baby Sean Preston to get that break.

"He's basically doing everything a new dad shouldn't be doing," said Us Style Editor Katrina Szish. Szish claims Spears has reached her boiling point with her, "insensitive" husband.

I gotta say that noone saw that comin!

How many more weeks do you give them? I bet they won't make it to the end of the year!

Story Of A Stupid Criminal

My co-worker John is always showing me something that he thinks is hilarious and most of the time I tend to agree with him. He was reading MSN online today and found this:

In September, Anthony R. Martin, 52, of Belleville, Ill., became the latest person to call the police and complain that someone had stolen his illegal drugs. But there was more: Martin told the investigating officer that a hostile neighbor had taken his marijuana plants, but when he showed the officer the room where he usually kept them, the plants were actually still there. Martin then said whoever took them must have returned them. He was charged with growing marijuana. (He also admitted that he had been drinking that night.) [News-Democrat (Belleville), 9-10-05]

What a genius. I want to marry him and have his babies!

Nicole Kidman Is Devistated That Katie Is Pregnant

Nicole Kidman is really upset about Katie Holmes being pregnant by her ex-husband Tom Cruise. Evidetally she is upset that Tom didn't tell her personally. She found out by the media just like all us common folk did.

I think the real reason she is upset is because Tom had sex with a woman and during all the years they were married Tom would only have sex with men. Well, there was that one time that he had sex with Nicole on Halloween because she was dressed like a man and it turned Tom on.

Source: MSNBC

Scientologists Are Crazy

So as if John Travolta and Kelly Preston dancing "grease style" during the song "Stand By Me" on stage at a Scientology Awards Ceremony/Fundraiser isn't weird enough I just read this and got a kick out of it.

On MSN news today one of the freako's was quoted as saying, “It has been an amazing event and it is even more amazing that Tom has brought Katie,” a source told ContactMusic.com. “It feels really good knowing that she is one of us now.”

One of US now? Like one of the living dead now? Like she has traveled to the dark side now? What exactly is that supposed to mean?

Jake Gyllenhaal LOVES His Teeth

Well I love Jake Gyllenhaal but that's besides the point. According to MSNBC Jakey Poo got "Lost In The Moment" while on set during a scene in which one of the other marines put his gun in Jakes mouth. Well, when the gun came out Jake realized that part of his tooth came out with it and became inferiated by it. He attacked the actor/marine that put the gun in his mouth and beat him to a pulp. The 2 actors didn't talk for a month after that. So when you go see Jarhead (believe me I'm gonna, not kidding) when you see that scene and the person says that was some great acting, you can say "that's not acting and that's real blood there man"!