Eva Longoria Tattoos Herself

Eva is not only all hickied up by Tony Parker but he has marked his territory even farther. Eva has gotten Tony's initials tattood in a "private place" that only Tony is able to see. Well, it is better then the hickey's I guess but you know what this means don't you? It means the end is near. Whenever one of the parties tattoos the other ones name on their body the countdown begins....3, 2, 1....Now we can only wait patiently for the announcement of their break-up.

What's even funnier is that his initials are TP so when they do breakup all she has to do is put the word Use in front of his initials and here after his initials because after all you do "Use TP Here" on your female private parts now don't you?

Source: thebosh.com

Tom Cruise Receives An Award

For being the biggest nutjob? No. He received the Scientology Diamond Meritorious Award for donating a staggering 2millionGBP to the organization. I still say it should be a diamond encrusted straight jacket though. He is looney tooney!

Source: thebosh.com

BRAVO TYRA BANKS!!! I APPLAUD HER

I normally bitch about all the celebrities. I think that they are all selfish people that are inconsiderate of others feelings. Well today my foot was placed firmly in my mouth.

According to Yahoo Tyra Banks has taken some initiative to know how it feels not only to be an ordinary person but to see how it feels to live life as an obese person.

Tyra put on a fat suit and a makeup artist made her appear to be a 350 LB. woman.

Tyra said, "It seemed like the last form of open discrimination that's OK, and I decided to put on a 350-pound suit myself and live that life for a day and see what happens," the 31-year-old former supermodel told AP Radio in a recent interview. "And it was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life. She was shocked at the reaction. I started walking down the street and within 10 seconds, a trio of people looked at me, snickered, looked me right in my eye and started pointing and laughing in my face. I had no idea it was that blatant."

I gotta go get my foot out of my mouth now!

Britney's Mommy Has Put Kevin's Spending Kapoot

At least a month ago it was reported that Britney's Bank Account was running on E and it was due to the enormous amounts of spending that Kevin does on a regular basis. Well, Britney put Mama Spears on the case to fix the problem and that she has. I gotta tell you I laughed my ass off when I saw these pics today. I'm sure Kevin must be remembering pretty quickly what it felt like in the Pre-Britney days right about now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Kevin goes to rent some video games since he is unemployed and wants to kill time and the clerk at Blockbuster has to inform him that his card is "DECLINED"! Oh I wish I could have been that clerk. I would have loved to laugh in his face! Anyway Kevin says, "Hang on, I'll go to the ATM and get some cash to pay for these rentals and...

The ATM rejects him as well, so...

Kevin leaves for his vehicle empty handed and...

Evidentally shit himself in the process as he is pigeon toed and standing quite uncomfortably.

The end is near my friends! I can't wait for the day that she kicks his worthless ass out! I think I will throw a party. I can't stand goldigging saps like this piece of white trash.

You Rate It - Kevin Federline Sample Track

Remember last week when I told you about how Britney hurt Kevin's feelings when she laughed at him and mocked his sample music tracks when he played them for her? Well, now you can be one of the firsts to know why she was laughing!

Tell me if you like it or tell me how much you hate it.

Here is a sample of what Kevin Federline's New CD will sound like.

Kevin Federline - Y'all Aint Ready

Ready for what Kevin? Ready to puke? Ready to burn your cd? I'm ready, I'll tell ya that much! And what great lyrics, I just betcha he wrote them himself. Straight 2008 cousin! SWOON!

I hope he isn't planning on breaking the bank with this one. Brit better get back to work post-haste because this certainly isn't going to help with their money woes.

Star Jones Is A Royal Bitch

Just look at her!

She really thinks her shit doesn't stink!

According to Yahoo News stars friends were quoted as saying: "She actually models herself on royalty — she wears a tiara whenever she can. Star loves being larger than life."

Star can be a nightmare to live with. "She's obsessed about the way she looks and the way her $2.25 million dollar condo home looks."All the canned goods in her kitchen have to be lined up with the label facing out, and in alphabetical order. And each time a bottle of chilled Cristal champagne is taken from her refrigerator, it must be replaced right away." Star is also requesting that her banker hubby Al Reynolds turns into a househusband when they adopt a child because she is the big breadwinner. There had been gossip about Al being gay before they wed. The news they may be adopting a baby — and Al will be a stay-at-home dad — has people wondering about those rumors.

Conclusion: Al is Stars big gay servant bitch!

Katie Holmes - Not Always Pleased With Tom

Katie Holmes' happiness bubble finally burst recently when, a source says, her fiancé — Tom Cruise, asked her to sign a prenup."She freaked out," the source says. "I think she thought it meant that he wasn't sure their relationship would last."It certainly doesn't seem odd that Cruise would ask her to sign an agreement to protect his assets. But, says the source, the idea of a prenup hadn't occurred to the Holmes: "She is so head over heels in love with him and couldn't bear the thought that he might not be equally as in love."

Tom finally sold a tearful Katie on the agreement by telling her "that it's for her protection," a source says. "He explained that at 43, he's more than 16 years older than she is, and although he's healthy, who knows what life has in store?" Tom's father died in 1984 at just 49. Worried the same thing might happen to him, "he told Katie he wanted to create a prenup so that she will always be taken care of, no matter what." It seems that's just what Katie needed to hear. After they spoke, "she said she couldn't wait to be Mrs. Tom Cruise," says the source.

Source - Yahoo News

Reason # 714 Why I Don't Like Mariah Carey

Real Nice! The woman needs to buy herself some class while she's out bra shopping! I just can't stand her and this is exactly why! I think she would be more appealing if she didn't have to flaunt her body constantly. Her voice is spectacular, there is no need to dress the way she does to appeal to her listeners. If she dressed like a lady, she's still have the same genre of listeners.

Mary Kate - Getting Back At Paris? Maybe...

So last week it was reported that Paris and Stavros were making out intensly in front of Lindsay Lohan (Mary-Kates friend) on purpose to inferiate Lindsay and Mary-Kate.

Well, it seems that Mary-Kate can play that game too. According to thebosh.com Mary-Kate had a nookie moment last month with no other then Paris Latsis. Revenge is so sweet isn't it?

Well, Paris was a bit pissed about this evidentally because when male Paris showed up at The Hilton (The Inn) to attend a fashion show; Paris requested his ass be kicked out.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander bitch!

Christian Slater "Fell" Off Of A Roof

According to thebosh.com Christian Slater fell off the roof of one of Paris Hiltons neighbors houses this weekend while attending her party. His rep said, "Mr. Slater...having a good time at Paris Hilton's party. If only every party ended with someone falling off the roof".

First of all that makes no sense, why would you want people to fall of of a roof at every party you have? Well, probably so Paris and Stavros could make fun of you of course but other then that I don't know why.

Secondly, it offered no real explanation of why he was on the roof in the first place. I think he was trying to commit suicide after he realized that while in a drunken stupor he had joined a gang bang earlier in the evening on Paris and thought that the fall would kill him more quickly and less painfully then the death from the disease(s) he probably caught from Paris and her Grand Canyon hoochie.

Birds Of A Feather Flock Together - Paris And Stavros Are A Real Class Act

I can't believe how insensative some people are! I know I'm talking about the most selfish person in the world Paris Hilton but this just isn't funny at all!

According to Page Six the other night after a hard night of partying at the Element Stavros and his clan decided to ease their late night munchies by swinging by a Burger King. While outside they see a homeless man and Stavros paid the homeless man $100.00 to dump a soda on himself.

Well, of course the homeless man did it because he needed the money desperately but when he did it Stavros and his buddies all stood their laughing and making fun of him.

What a pig! No wonder Mary-Kate dumped his classless ass!