Celebrity Match-Up - Mariacarla Boscono - vs - Adrianne Curry

I don't know why H & M went to all the trouble searching for supermodels in other countries to replace Kate Moss when they had "America's Next Top Model" right here in the U S of A.

They look just the same except Mariacarla looks constipated!

Lindsay Lohan Has No Friends

So...she hangs out with homeless aids victims. Look at this guy. He's skinnier then her! Look at his fricken arm for God's Sake! EWWWWW!

A HA Maybe she has taken to hanging out with homeless aids victims so that she looks better? Hmmmm I think I have stumbled onto something here...

Paris Hilton Cleaning???

I think that she is cleaning up cum stains. I think that when Nikki got in there she was all, "Uh Paris, what is that"? and Paris replied, "Look at me, look at me, I'm Hot, giggle" then Nikki lost focus of what she was talking about in the first place. Then Paris quickly cleaned it up so as noone else would notice. She also offered Nikki some Krispy Kreme Donuts and Whisky to divert her attention away from what she was doing.

Nikki Hilton

Yeah, Ummmm I really don't know what the hell she is doing there. I just thought it was funny.

Maybe she is doing her best impression of Paris' favorite activity?

What do you think?

Halloween Costumes...

If the Donald Trump Halloween Costume wasn't your bag;

I may have found just the right thing for you to wear.

The Katie Holmes Costume!

Complete with press on cold soars/herpes, a black wig and a Scientology book to carry around. (Pregnant belly is optional)

I found it on Pink Is The New Blog! Trent is a GENIUS!

Celebrities Eating? And Other Stuff...

I went to a funny site called Celebrities Eating Dot Com. I found these pictures. I thought I'd share them with you. This should make you think differently about some celebrities

Mike Tyson shovelling in some Guacamoli? The man needs a bib!

Elijah (HOMO) Woods likes corn.

Evidentally he likes to dance while he eats corn also.

Check out Elijah Wood is very very gay for evidence.

(The photo's and the hate mail are fantastic).

Me thinks me knows what he did with the cob after he licked it clean!

I don't know what the hell that chick is doing!

And finally... Keanu Reeves ate something that didn't agree with him.

Very Narly Dude!

Big Gay Al Reynolds (Mr. Star Jones) Got Arrested

Star Jones' other half got arrested last night for driving with a suspended license. He was originally pulled over for being double parked in front of a gay bar.

Well...not really. He was changing lanes without signalling. There are a couple of things that I find very amusing is that

1 -She is a lawyer! (why is she letting him drive around without a license and more importantly, why didn't she do something for him to get it back before he went driving around)?

2 -Why is it that when someone has something to hide they drive irratically or has expired plates? Like the drug dealers that are smuggling 1000 Lbs. of Cocaine and they are speeding and have a busted headlight or something stupid like that.

I'm sure she is throwing her usual Star Jones Hissy Fit whilst bailing her husband out of jail. Now that he's out he will recieve a spanking and be grounded for the weekend for this! Naughty Naughty Naughty!

Brooke Shields Is Preggers

I am happy for Brooke and her family but

the thing I am more concerned about is this!

Is this not the WORST PICTURE EVER of her?

It looks like she has some type of mask on her face!

Starbucks Is Nothing But Trouble...Just Ask Ben Affleck

Here are some pictures I just spyed of Ben Affleck trying to talk his way out of a parking ticket that he got while he was in getting his delicious cup of iced coffee.

Kevin Federline SUCKS! Britney Even Thinks So

You know when you first start dating someone and they are flawless? I call it the love goggle stage. We've all done it. Your new flame could practically burn down your house and although you are a bit upset about it, you make your own mind believe that everything is perfect and it wasn't their fault.

I guess Britney has apparently removed and misplaced her love goggles. I remember when they started dating and even for quite a while after that Britney did nothing but talk up K Feds. He is perfect, he's a great dancer, he is coming out with his own music cd..blah blah blah. It went on and on... (ready for the amusing part)?

K Feds has made his first few tracks on his solo cd, brought them home for his wife to hear and instead of approval his efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed. She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky, Kevin looked really hurt.”

Britney is harsh but I like to see that maybe being a mommy has wised her up a bit. According to a source Kevins behavior has been wearing thin with Britney and the two of them are going through an "extended rough patch"! (divorce is near, can't you just see it coming) Did you know that while while Britney was busy changing their infant son’s diapers, Federline reportedly spent two hours getting his hair braided. And after a blow-up on Oct. 19, Federline went to a nightclub called Mood, where he partied until well after midnight. People at the club evidentally said he was really out of it and they told him he needed to go home and spend time with his family. They also told him it was way too soon for him to be out partying.

Evidentally Kevin is getting rejected EVERYWHERE he goes. I have to laugh at him now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have always said he was a loser golddigger piece of shit. Wait! I think that is what EVERYONE is saying. Me thinks thy Britney is starting to listen! FINALLY!

KICK HIS ASS OUT GIRL!