Cookie Mistaken for Bomb Components

I definately can see how these two could easily be confused for one another. I am always telling my kids to make sure they eat the cookies, NOT the bombs!

Seriously though...A terminal at San Diego International Airport was evacuated Tuesday after luggage screeners mistook a child's cookie for bomb-making components, officials said. A screening machine at the Commuter Terminal detected what appeared to be bomb-making material in a carryon bag around 7:45 a.m., said Transportation Security Administration spokeswoman Jennifer Peppin.

A bomb squad was called to the terminal, which serves regional flights, and investigators determined the bag did not contain any "IED," or improvised explosive devices, Peppin said.
"Essentially what they did find was a child's toy and some organic material in a bag that turned out to be a cookie," Peppin said. "Those two items combined on-screen, they very much appeared to be an IED, and it turned out not to be."

The terminal was reopened about 9:20 a.m. and passengers were allowed back in, Peppin said. Five commuter flights to Los Angeles and one flight to Salt Lake City were delayed, said Steve Shultz, an airport spokesman.

The discovery followed bomb threats called in earlier Tuesday to airports in Long Beach and Orange County. The calls triggered massive searches of both facilities but no explosive devices were found.

Source: Fox News

H&M Replaced Kate Moss With Mariacarla Boscono

Swedish clothing chain Hennes & Mauritz have finally found just the right girl to qwench their thirst. They replaced super thin, small breasted, strung out looking supermodel Kate Moss with super thin, small breasted, strung out looking italian supermodel Mariacarla Boscono.

Kate Moss is disappointed about losing her job to drug use but still offered friendly advice to her replacement. Kate said, "When you are doing drugs, don't let anybody bloody film you doing it"!

Thanks Kate for those words of wisdom!

My Definition Of Tonya Harding

Tonya Harding is not only batshit crazy. She is a big, fat,

mean, liar, that drinks heavily and only dates wimpy men!

Tonya Harding tussled in her home with a man she described as her boyfriend, prompting an emergency call by the figure skater-turned-boxer and an arrest of the man. Christopher Nolan was charged with assault and pleaded not guilty Monday. He told deputies Harding threw him down and bit his finger when he said she had too much to drink on Sunday. Harding had a small cut over her right eye and an abrasion on her left cheek. Initially, Harding called 911 and said she was attacked by two masked men who came to her home and assaulted her before she could escape. Nolan said he and Harding were roommates.

I guess when you are kicked out of competative ice skating for life for attacking your competition, the only sensible thing to do would be to gain a ton of weight and start boxing. That way you can legally attack your competition! If there is no competition then you drink heavily, beat up your roomate/boyfriend then call the cops and tell them 2 masked men broke in and attacked you.

Source: Yahoo News

Who Said It Game - WINNER

Lindsey Coppola correctly guessed Janet Jackson as the celebrity quoted as saying...

"I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It's my sense of humor".

Congratulations Lindsey Coppola, this weeks winner of the Who Said It Game!

I will post a new who said it game on Monday. Check back for your chance to win.

How Do Stupid Rich Celebrities Give CPR?

Nuff Said!

I hope that I am never in need of CPR from any of them!

Someone's Just A Little Bit Obsessed With Vince Vaughn!

Someone's also been smoking a little somthin somethin!

My co-worker John pointed this out to me today and I got a good laugh out of so of course I wanted to share it with you. I have heard of fans hanging posters and what not of their favorite celebrity but this takes the cake! Christine, that does the Vince Vaughn Website made this collage of Vince Vaughn by pasting together thousands and thousands of pictures of, you guessed it-Vince Vaughn. I just don't know why someone would do that? Obsessed a little?

Not only was she working on this since like 1997 I think but she also says this about her idol Vince, "Who needs Dr. Phil when you've got Vince Vaughn? Just listening to Vince talk and talk and talk and TALK reminds me of why we love him so much"!

Alrighty Then!

This Website goes on and on about all of his tour dates for the "Vince Vaughn Wild West Comedy Show" as well as dates and times of every single television appearance he may be making as well as shows and movies show dates. Another really neat thing is the "Man-Catcher Voodoo Kit" that you can purchase to get your man evidentally.

Paris Hilton - What Is That?

What the hell is that?

It is either her butt-cheek, a hernia, a hemerroid

or my personal choice...It's Stavros.

After the show Paris was quoted as saying,

"I was wondering where he has been"?

Jen Garner - Eating Everything In Site

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She even ate her left hand!

Wo MaMa!

Which One Of These Pictures Is Different Then The Other 3?

I LOVE Gwen Stefani. I think everything about her is fantastic! Gwen is so beautiful and yes, does dress a little bit, well alot different, but for her that is ok because it's easily explained away as, "That's Just Gwen"!Today I was looking through some photo gallaries and found this picture of her and immediatly realized, something is different???Can you tell that there is something different about Gwen?

(The answer is not that one is more distorted.

It is a bad thumbnail pic, Sorry)