Halloween Costumes -

Want to surprise your child this Halloween? Want them to be the envy of all the other children? Well, search no more for that special costume that will make all the other kids jealous. I have found it for you. Have your child go as "The Donald". Just imagine your child going door to door, barking orders and exclaiming, "You're Fired", rather then Trick or Treat!

Seriously, I found this costume on the net and it claims it's one of the top 5 sellers.

I just don't see my kids being exstatic about wearing this costume. Maybe if Mom and Dad dressed up as Carolyn and George and follwed the costumed Donald around it may be cooler.

Celine and René Plan To Procreate Again

According to Yahoo news...Celine and René have a frozen embryo twin of their son René Charles that is "just waiting for Celine to come and get him and fertilize him with her via invitro fertilization". Yuck, not that I think that invitro fertilization is gross because I think it's a wonderful thing for people that have a hard time conceiving a baby on their own. It's that way that she put it that's gross. She might as well have said, "yeah, my kid is frozen and waiting for me to come and shove him up my muff"! Anyway, she plans on doing this as soon as her contract is up with Ceasars Palace in 2007. She also went on to add "I don't know how long the embryo is good for, I do not know if it is good forever, but I think it lasts for a very long time, I will go get it, that's for sure"! See, that just sounds gross. She makes it sound like it may get freezerburn or something. It's like her kid is being kept in a babysitter type of freezer. It might die, but oh well, I'll go get it when I'm ready. It just sounds wrong!

Celebrity Comparison - Helena Christensen -vs- Cameron Diaz

It is a pretty amazing resemblence if you ask me. The only difference is that Helena looks like a man dressed in drag to look like Cameron Diaz. Ugly clothing and all!

What do you think?

Paris - Showing Signs Of Depression

Paris is such a genius! She is covering up her deep seeded depression from her breakup with fiancé Paris Latsis by making out with Stavros Niarchos III in public, repeatedly. You see here how she is trying to fool us by making out with him so we really don't know how depressed she truly is! Here is proof...

Make Note: That ATV is an automatic!

She is far too ignorant to shift a manual transmission.

There is only one stick she was shifting and that's Stavros'.

(Too cover up her depression of course)

Top 10 Reasons - Why I Hate Mariah Carey

#10 – She dresses like a whore!
#09 – She fakes charity events (doesn’t even really help) for free publicity photos!
#08 – She dresses like a whore!
#07 – She is selfish!
#06 – So selfish that she won’t even give a dollar to or touch a homeless person
(But gets photographed with her back to him for publicity)
#05 – She dresses like a whore!
#04 – She is so selfish that her sister had to prostitute for money and contracted HIV from it because Mariah wouldn’t give her own sister money during a time of crisis.
#03 – She dresses like a whore!
#02 – She went bat shit crazy!
#01 – She blamed her movie flopping on the 9/11 tragedy. She said that her movie would have faired better if people weren’t so concentrated on the WTC attack!

Celebrity Comparison - Mariah Carey - vs - Amy Fisher

I didn't ever think this before today when I was looking for a picture of Mariah Carey with clothing on that covers more then 1/4 of her body. A feat that is vertually impossible by the way because no photo like that exists.

Anyway, I ran across this artists rendering of Mariah and I thought of Amy Fisher immediatly.

So what do you think? Not only do they look alike but are also both mentally unstable sluts! Maybe we should hook them up with eachothers numbers they would be great BFFAE!

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Preggers Again

According to the Sun Times Online Edition. The cat has been let out of the bag by no other then Gwyneth's famous mommy Blythe Danner. Mom also reported that the baby was conceived backstage after a show and that they are planning on keeping the same type of name theme so that big sister Apple won't feel left out.
They are planning on naming this baby
"Green Bean".
Well, not really. I made up that whole name part but the rest is true. I swear!

Joe Simpson Is A Sick Perv

What is with this guy? He really creeps me out! Every time I see him he's either talking about Jessica's tits or staring at Ashlees!

What type of father is so obsessed with his daughters tits? The perverted kind, that's who!

You know he used to be an ordained minister before he pimped out his daughters!

He is a sicko! I don't like him, and neither should you!

WTF! Victoria Beckham Wins The Bad Fashion Award

I am speechless! First of all I can't believe that anyone would design somthing like this. It reminds me of one of those weird haircuts that are given to show poodles.
Secondly I'm in even greater amazement that someone would buy this let alone wear it. My Gawd! That is truly horrendous! There's now way it could be very comfortable either. Whilst sitting the balls on the back would be smashed into your back! YUCK! Just YUCK!

Seriously, would you wear this?

Image Source: Celebweb

Julia Roberts Has Made Some Bad Choices!

Just in case you didn't know it, Julia Roberts is the highest paid celebrity actress EVER. Julia takes home a minimum of $20 mil. per picture that she does. On top of that she is gorgeous so why does she doe some of the crazy things she does. For instance:

First, she married this guy???

Then after she divorce Lyle she goes to her Notting Hill premier wearing a sleeveless dress mind you after she forgot to do something that I think is pretty damn important. By the looks of it she had forgotten to do it for quite a few days in a row at that!

Then she marries this guy (not a looker) that is already married and leaves his wife to be with Julia. Who wouldn't I know but ladies...if a guy leaves his wife or signifigant other to be with you; chances are he will do the same to you when someone else comes along that he likes

just a little bit better

Then this dude sets his spousal support payments for life by knocking her up with twins. I'm sure Julia is a fantastic mommy but I don't understand why celebrities name their kids such off the wall, goofy names! Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia??? YUCKY NAMES!

Now, Yahoo News is reporting today that Julia and her cameraman husband Danny Moder are on the rocks and are living seperately. The sources say tension has been brewing in the marriage since the twins were born last November."Julia and Danny love each other deeply, but the pressures of a new family have pulled them apart," said the family friend. "They hope that by spending some time apart they will get their marriage exactly back on track.

I wish the best for Julia because I actually think she is a beautiful smart actress with some real talent! (loved Erin Brokovich) but I truly believe that Karma will get you for stealing another womans husband! I'm just waiting for all the other homewrecking hollywood babes to get their just deserts as well for wrecking relationships (Brangelina and Spederline). It's all very sad especially when children are involved!

10/24/05 - New "Who Said It" Game Of The Week

Ok, here is the new quote and all you have to do is guess who said it. Once again, the prize is that I will give you Kudos on the website by announcing your name as the person that correctly guessed it. See the post below for an example. So please use a real name rather then anonymous so that I can pat the appropriate person on the back!

Anyway...here is these weeks quote:

"I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It's my sense of humor".

Let's see who can guess it. I will give you a hint that this celebrity is a female. Good Luck!

Who Said It Game - WINNER

WINNER - Anonymous correctly guessed Russell Crowe as the celebrity quoted as saying...

"I'm obviously a complicated, messy, psychologically damaged weirdo, and that's the fundamental requirement for my job. It's unfortunate that people don't just understand that and leave me to my padded cell".

I promised as the prize I would give kudos on the website to whoever guessed it correctly since I am a broke ass and have nothing cool to give the winner...but even if I did, I can't really give a prize to someone that goes by Anonymous. So...

Congratulations ANONYMOUS, this weeks winner of the Who Said It Game!