Sandra Bullock Is Preggers...(or she's just getting fat)

Evidentally Mrs. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock has been really packing on the pounds lately and rumor has it that she has a bun in the oven. The National Enquirer is reporting that Sandra was sporting a "plumper then usual" belly when she was spotted kissing her husband Jesse at their beachfront home in Orange County on October 9th.

I guess we will have to wait and see because of course, Camp Bullock is saying "no, she's not preggers". Like the camps would ever say "yeah, it's true". They are all a bunch of LIARS!

Paris "How To Show Someone Your Hoochie Discretely" Pose

Mama Hilton had that reality show last season and I don't remember it's name but it was about how she would teach etiquette to like 12 hopefulls so they could see what it's like to live like a celebrity or some bullshit like that.

Anyway this is how to be a slut discretely I guess. All you have to do is "accidentally" drop your purse and squat with your legs apart while picking it up.

Mama Hilton is ingenious!

Cheating Brad And Homewrecker Jolie Might Already Be Married???

Could it be? According to Yahoo Entertainment, the staff at the Home Quarter Restaurant & Pie Shoppe, in Cochrane, Canada got the shock of their lives on October 10th. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie roared up on motorbikes at around 1:30 p.m., and strolled into the restaurant. Soon after getting seated Brad kissed Angelina on the lips (because they are just friends) then shortly after their meals arrived they stopped eating to kiss passionately. "They acted like two teenagers, crazy in love and lost in their own world. But the most striking thing was that Brad wore a big gold ring on his wedding finger!" the Manager of the Shoppe said.

Tom Cruise Is A Big Baby!

I see Tom Cruise talkin but all I'm hearing is WAAAAA!

Tom's Crusade to shut down a web-site that I told you about earlier is meeting halfway. The website ScienTOMology.info will not be shut down but has agreed to change it's name because Tom and the rest of his cult, I mean fellow Scientologists feel that the website name as it is currently is a trademark violation of Scientology??? The new name? PassionofCruise.info

It seems that Tom doesn't care about the hilarious videos. (Have you checked those out yet)? All they care about is the trademark violation of the name of the site, even though the site CLEARLY has nothing to do with Scientology and states that when you enter it.

I like the site! I don't care what Tom thinks and...he's a big baby! I'm gonna go tell my mommy!

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay...What Are You Doing Girl?

If Linds wants us to think she's not all cracked out she's going to have to try a whole lot harder. A source says that she was up at 5AM to go do her work out at the gym and stopped at a 7-11 on the way to get some water for her workout. What did the sources eyes spy? Well Linds of course. What she was doing is the funniest part. (read on)...

Lindsay was sitting on the filthy dirty linoleum floor of the 7-11 surrounded by Baked Lays, Catsup, Cigarettes and String Cheese? ($500.00 worth) Lindsay had mascara all over her face and was reading the tabloid magazines pointing at all the pictures of herself and laughing.

The convenience store manager quoted that she looked terrible and there was nothing funny about the incident at all.

I'm pretty sure that the Lays weren't the only thing that was baked that morning!

Source - Yahoo