Please Forgive Me Lord For What I'm About To Say...

I am so so sorry for saying this. I truly do feel really really bad for it and I'm certain that I will be struck with a bolt of lightning any second now but I have to say...

That is not a very cute baby. It looks like a very tiny, very old old OLD man.

I love babies, I want to cuddle them and smooch them and hold them all day long. I would with this one too, solely because it's a baby but I admit I would be thinking that it is a homely baby.

I thought Seal was the father? Well, I know he is but that baby doesn't look very black to me. Maybe they meant that "A Seal" was the father.

Either way as long as they are happy and healthy, that's all that really matters. I wish their family all the best!

Photo Source: the Superficial

Kate Dumps Pete & Pete Finds A New Love

As you already have heard; Kate has banned

Pete from seeing her while she's in treatment.

What this really means though is that now that

she's sober, she has realized exactly how

disgusting he is. That's OK though...Pete has

found a new love to replace Kate already.

October 19th, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY #36 TREY PARKER

YOU SEXY BITCH!

I don't know what any of you think of Trey and Matt but I think they are absolutely Brilliant. I owe them alot of love for the many laughs they have given me while watching South Park over the years! They are crazy-fuuny but their attitudes are the coolest thing about them. I LOVE THEM and so should you!

Britney Boozin To Wash Away Her Baby Blues

According to Yahoo Entertainment Britney has started smoking again (at least a half a pack a day) and drinking to deal with the emotional roller-coaster she has suddenly taken a ride on since giving birth to little Sean Preston a month ago. A source tells them that "She feels sad, fat and is probably insecure about her mothering skills. She wants to be the perfect mom but gets easily freaked out if the smallest thing goes wrong! When the baby's bottle temperature isn't just right or she can't stop his crying or the diaper isn't a perfect fit, she dissolves into tears. She just breaks down crying and moans, 'I can't deal with this." According to another source Britney's temper has already pushed 2 nannies over the edge as they have walked out to leave her on her own with the baby. Britney has been sleeping a lot somtimes until 2:00 in the afternoon as well. The source also said, "I think Britney is having a very hard time right now. She hasn't lost the pregnancy weight and she's desperate to get back in superstar shape and resume her career, She has turned to drinking to relax, washing away her stress."

So...let's get this straight. She wants to slim down and lose her baby fat but she has been sleeping all day and drinking? Yep, that's gonna take the pounds right off. Where the hell is Kevin? Shockingly enough "he has been staying very close," said an insider, who added that "Kevin has been helping prepare bottles, feed the baby and change diapers". I can't believe it!
What is even funnier is that Britney's family said, "Everyone was expecting Kevin to run off to party and gamble in Las Vegas by now." Wow, that's just the image I would want my family to have of my spouse (if I had one). NEAT!

That's just WRONG!

I understand all little girls love their daddy's. But who loves their daddy so much they would put a "Daddy's Little Girl" tattoo on their groin area? Honestly Kim, I can understand your need to profess your love to daddy for all the money he gives you; but wouldn't putting the tattoo on your shoulder be a bit more appropriate? YUCK!

Paris...She Only Likes Her Puppies To Be Small!

By now you all know that Paris got rid of Tinkerbell her Puppy because he got to big.

But what was the "real" reason that her and Paris Latsis broke up?

If Paris' illustration is true, then I feel very sorry for Paris Latsis, I really seriously do!