BUSTED: Beyoncé! Do You Really Write All Your Music?

As if being rich and beautiful just isn't enough; Beyoncé Knowles thinks she’s a songwriter and says so in the new Vanity Fair.

In fact, Beyoncé did not write her big hit "Crazy in Love," or even conceive of it. "Crazy in Love" — its horns, percussion, chief melody and overall "feel" — was written by the late and very great Eugene Record of the Chi-Lites (he died this summer). The group recorded and released it in 1969 as "Are You My Woman (Tell Me So)."

In the Vanity Fair article, Beyoncé also claims to have “written” seven No. 1 songs. Again, not true! Her name is on them all. But “Independent Woman, Pt. 1” was authored by Samuel J. Barnes and Jean Claude Olivier, “Say My Name,” a big Destiny’s Child hit, was written by Rodney Jerkins, his brother Freddie and Rodney’s writing partner LeShawn Daniels.

There’s more: "Baby Boy" was based on a hit by reggae star Ini Kamoze called "Here Comes the Hot Stepper." "Naughty Girl" is merely a hefty sample of Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder’s "Love to Love You Baby." "Bills Bills Bills" was written by singer/songwriter Kandi Burruss and producer Kevin Briggs. "Nasty Girl" and "Survivor" were the work of composer/producer Anthony Dent, who had to share credit with not only Beyoncé but also her father, Matthew Knowles. "Bootylicious" is simply Stevie Nicks’s "Edge of Seventeen."

To sum it all up for you; Beyoncé is a LIAR!

Source: Fox News

Kim Stewart's Rejection

Blech, every time I look at Kim Stewart I throw up a little bit in my mouth. I swear she looks like a man in drag. Do you seriously disagree with me?

Anyway...Earlier I told you how "The Simple Life" ventures on with Paris and Nicole despite the fact that they are no longer BFFAE. Well, as unhappy as I am I am glad that it is Paris and Nicole again, but here's the rest of the story...

Remember back in April Paris announced that she was going to have Kim Stewart replace Nicole (like it's really her decision to make anyway) for the next season of the show and that "it was all top secret stuff that will be really funny and alot of fun". Yeah Right! Well, we all know that she only wanted Kim since Kim didn't broadcast Paris' famous home video on a bunch of big screens during a congratualations party in the honor of Paris like Nicole did.

Well, since Kim has been left in the cold, Ted Casablanca of E-Network asked Kim if she had a reality show what it would be about and her response..."I don't know. My friends, I guess, Everything I do with my friends is really interesting." Yeah, I'm sure watching you all talk on your cell phones while spending your parents money and partying non-stop would be really "interesting" to watch. I'll be sure to tune into that as quick as I'm tuning into the next installment of "The Simple Life" which is NEVER!

Tom Cruise Threatens To Take Site Down! (so scared)

Well, we have all come to the conclusion that Tom Cruise has flipped his lid but exactly how crazy is he? Pretty fricken nuts! Tom and his fellow Scientologists are trying to have the web-site scienTOMology removed because the big baby doesn't like it's content. Well we don't like to watch Tom try to kill Oprah Winfrey, we don't like to watch Tom make out with Katie constantly and we don't like to watch him flip out on random newscasters about things that are completely off the topic at hand but we have to, so he should have to put up with this. Personally, I think the stuff on here is hilarious and the irony of it is that I would have never heard of the web-site, let alone looked at it if he wasn't having the hissy fit. What a dumbass! If he'd kept his mouth shut nobody would be going to the site in the first place. Anyway, check the site out! You can view lots of videos of Tom acting crazy and even see the scanned images of the "threatening letters" stating to take the site down, or else!
Source: MSNBC

The Simple Life - Someone Please Make It Go Away!

Last week I was so excited when Fox announced that they were cancelling "The Simple Life" due to no space in it's new lineup (yeah right).

Then, late last night I read this! How could they continue to torture us like this? I see enough of these twits every day on the news and the internet, I was so hoping I wouldn't have to see them on television anymore then I absolutely had to. I couldn't sleep I was so upset. Not really, but I was kinda disappointed.

Anyway...America's Favorite Heiress (according to her) was quoted as saying, "We're shooting Nov. 1 and All the networks are fighting over it"! (giggle look at me look at me giggle)

Regardless of where it ends up, it looks like The Simple Life will indeed live on, despite an Us Weekly report last week saying that the series was canceled in part because of Hilton's ongoing feud with Richie.

The idea is to have Hilton and Richie assigned specific tasks and then complete them separately. Which means an hour a week devoted to watching Paris shop, party and make home videos with her man of the day while Nicole is purging in the bathroom after each meal then riding on DJ AM's back every where they go. NEAT! I can't wait to watch that! This will be the best season EVER!

Singles Ad's - Have you ever noticed this?

O.K. This really really annoys me! My co-worker John was looking through the singles ad's in todays newspaper and pointed this out to me. Just about every single woman on this thing puts that she enjoys Nascar, Camping, Fishing, 4-Wheeling, Boating and Golf (ha). Then you look at the single men and guess what most of them seem to like? You guessed it; Long Walks under the stars (ha), Picnics, Flea Markets, Dining Out and Cuddling (haha). Now, if this were true, would singles ads even need to exist? I am a woman and I don't like cuddling and long walks and I sure as hell don't like Nascar, Camping or Fishing! Now, you know as well as I do that they like it for the first couple of months. Just long enough to get their hopeful mate reeled in and then...the real person comes out. The real person that truly hates all these types of things and will never do them again once you've been snagged. It's obvious to me and I believe that anyone that can't see that is a moron and deserves to be stuck with this individual for the sole reason of being so stupid! Check it out for yourself! Click on the image to make it larger. (I especially like that 26 year old female with tattoos ad; what a special touch to make the men swoon!)

Huh? BatBoy...This is every parents dream I'm sure

Well, I didn't even know who batboy was but I looked it up in Yahoo and came up with a gazillion articles. Evidentally Batboy is a bat and human mix that was first found in Packasnatch, Oklahoma and then later migrated to Vermont.

Well, I really didn't care much about BatBoy nor do I care about if he's real or not but...there is a little boy in Kansas City that is saving all his money for reconstructive surgery so he can look just like BatBoy. NO SHIT! I'm not kidding! What's even stranger is that his parents are OK with this as long as he pays for the surgery all on his own. Doctors estimate the operation will cost about $23,000. The enterprising youngster has saved up nearly $600 from washing neighbors' cars and doing other chores.
Which is more money the Kevin Federline ever had before he met Twitney. Anyway...He hopes to go under the knife within two years.

10-year-old Noah Werdman of Kansas City says, "I love Bat Boy. He's cool"! Noah wants his ears enlarged and reshaped to resemble the pointy ones of the famous halfbat, half-human mutant. His teeth are to be sharpened into fangs and all his hair will be removed through electrolysis so he's permanently bald. "For now, he wears fake ears and makeup that make him look a lot like Bat Boy," explains his mom.

NEAT! If I were his parents I'd be paying for him to get some psychological treatment instead but maybe they need some psychological treatment themselves for saying this is OK. I mean, WTF? Good luck getting a prom date Noah!