Set your TiVo's you don't want to miss this one!

Oh my Gawd, I can't believe it, my prayers have been answered. I can't wait until October 20th 10 PM Eastern time. E is going to debut the E True Hollywoood Story of Britney and Kevin!

Seriously I can't believe people tune into this crap:
Nobody expected the celebrity fling to last when the world's hottest pop star married her backup dancer, a former car-wash attendant from Fresno. But a year and a baby later, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are still making headlines--and funny faces at each other.

Giggle (while rolling my eyes) I think the funny faces they are referring to is that dumbfounded look that a moron gets when they can't understand anything a civilized human being says. You know that duh look, that's the look they are always giving eachother, "like duh, what are they talkin' 'bout puddin"?

Let me save you the time and effort of watching it and I will give you a quick summary...here goes:

Kevin grew up in a broken home in Fresno, California, finding success as his school's lady-killer, calling himself Snoopy and breaking hearts wherever he went. But it was his break-dancing skills that sent him to Hollywood, looking for fame and fortune. Kevin was stealing food out of dumpsters at McDonalds for a decent meal while Britney was earning her fortune and fame.
As she was breaking big, Kevin waxed SUVs and hustled his way up, eventually landing in Britney's touring stage show and in her panties. Now she's stuck with him since they had a baby and there was not prenup signed. He will cheat on her, she will put up with it. He will spend all the money and once it's gone, he will be too. You know the loser will want spousal support as well. My prediction is that he goes back to Shar. I guess that Shar would have the last laugh then wouldn't she? That's what you get for stealing my man in the first place beeotch, so how does it feel, HA!
THE END

There, I saved an hour of your life... so you can go do something constructive now.

Christina Aguilera Is MEAN! (but funny)

Whenever I see a picture of Christina Aguilera I think, what a thoughtful and sweet person she is, well not really, I usually think that she's wearing too much make-up and far too little clothing.

Moving on...Christina being the sweet little thing she is has sent Britney a gift from the bottom of her heart. Christina sent Britney a "weight-loss care package" that included a corset and a diet handbook to help her lose the 50 pounds she piled on while pregnant with Trailer Trash Jr.

Christina said, "I'm thrilled and overjoyed for her and wish her all the best. Hope she likes her gift."

OUCH! Christina, that was harsh...but damn funny I must say.

Who Said It Game...Come back every Monday for your chance to win!

You have to guess which tempermental celebrity was quoted in Globe Magazine quoting these words:

"I'm obviously a complicated, messy, psychologically damaged weirdo, and that's the fundamental requirement for my job. It's unfortunate that people don't just understand that and leave me to my padded cell".

If you guess it you really don't win a prize as I am a broke ass and have nothing cool to give you but I will give you Kudo's on the blog if you guess it correctly.

Ashton says..."Who's The Boss Now Demi"?

The one-of-a-kind vows that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher exchanged at their top-secret wedding on Sept. 24 were so heartfelt that they reportedly reduced Ashton (wussy) to tears. The words he uttered just a week later, though, were less gentle.

Star Magazine reports that a source says that when Ashton, 27, heard that his beautiful new wife, 42, was thinking of going under the knife to preserve her A-list looks, he issued a direct order: No more plastic surgery!

You tell her Ashton. You show all of us that you aren't the little bitch that we thought you were all this time! Actually he's nuts...after all would you want to look at this every day for the rest of your life? Father time has not been kind to Demi. If I were Asston I would be saying go for it baby, do you need me to drive you there???

Sylvester Stallone making another Rocky movie???

Yes...I just read it and am amazed. I love Rocky movies when I was a kid...

Sylvester Stallone is getting back into the ring, reprising his role as boxer Rocky Balboa in a new movie of the same name. Set to start filming in early 2006.

"Rocky," which won the 1976 Academy Award for best picture, was the story of a down-and-out club fighter from Philadelphia who got a shot at the heavyweight title.
In the sixth installment, Stallone's character, known for his familiar greeting of "Yo, Adrienne," is drawn back to the boxing ring after retiring to face a new champion. He also faces a personal tragedy.

"'Rocky Balboa' is about everybody who feels they want to participate in the race of life, rather than be a bystander," Stallone said in a statement Monday. "You're never too old to climb a mountain, if that's your desire."

There is no handicapped spot reserved for you on that mountain sly...Yeah whatever...I doubt there is going to be a flock of people swarming to the theaters to see some old guy in a walker beating up people in a boxing ring with his cane. I don't see the appeal in it, do you?

Nicole Diar - Baby Killer

Meet Nicole Diar...I'm just in shock that someone had sex with this woman in the first place! She was lucky enough to be blessed with a child that would love her unconditionally then she kills it? Get this...she is calling her sons barber to testify on her behalf. What could a barber do to help your case seriously? "Well, whenever she got her sons hair cut she never talked about burning him to death in a fire". I don't like her and neither should you! To read more you can check out the status of her courtroom drama at court tv's website.

Britney Is Back Ya'll

Well...I must say that she looks pretty good after having a C-Section just a few weeks ago. I read on another blog site last week that she was going to do whatever it took to get her old body back. I don't see how drinking that frapaccino is going to do the trick but whatever.

I don't care about her body; I'm anxiously awaiting for the day that she gets fed up with Stinky K Feds spending all her money and boots his sorry ass out. I guess his spending is out of control and checks are bouncing right and left.

I bet that he runs back to Shar Jackson (if she'll take him back) and make another reality show about the whole experience solely for the money because lets face it...once Brits gone, he's gonna be a broke-ass AGAIN (hahahaha).

Guess What...Clay Aiken might be gay...

I know you are thinking, "NO SHIT! Where the hell have you been T"? Well, I have never seen him with men or women so I can't say either way but Globe Magazine published pictures of him cuddling with his Hairdresser. See -->

Hairdressers are the new "in" thing! Murder mom Diar (see previous post) is all about wanting her hairdresser too.

Paris Hilton Working

I wonder if the designer is subliminally sending a message to anyone that "dates" her to be prepared? What else would those panties signify?For real...she is working a real job other then whoring or partying. I see in the second pic she is holding an animal. I believe it is Tinkerbells dead carcus (of whom she killed because he grew too much and unlike her penis' she likes her doggies to be small).