Thar She Blows...

Why is it that when you are a celebrity and you procreate you have to name your kid something completely off the wall and goofy? Is that in your contract or something. Well although this is not the weirdest or worst name I've heard I still dislike it and would never name my kid this! Anyway here goes...

CONGRAT'S TO BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER AFFLECK ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR BABY GIRL...VIOLET!

You can get more specifics on the birth, well what little info there is by checking out Page Six! I''m just glad she finally got that kid out; I thought she was going to explode any day. My gosh she was GIGANTIC! It looked like there was triplets in there or something. Since we now know that it was only a single birth the kid must have weighed like 12 LBS. or something. You can listen to her giving birth by clicking here. ENJOY!