The Funniest Thing I've Seen In Like...Forever!!!

I laughed out loud for like 5 minutes straight. My co-workers think I'm nuts now but I don't care. I love this. It just proves that I am not the only one that thinks she a cow! Click on it to make it bigger and read the names of her songs and the review by rolling I mean rotting stone. That is the funniest part of all. I love whoever made this and so should you. In all reality though...look at the full length one of her in the silver dress...it's really not that far off from reality. MOO MOO! Thanks to d-listed for the image!

For chelsea's Mama - Celebrity Comparison The Cowardly Lion - vs - Mariah Carey

By George...I think she's onto something here!

Good Job Chelsea's Mama!

Is it just a coincidence that the Cowardly Lion has the word "cow" in it? I think not!

Sad Mariah News

I have to report that I wrecked my car on Sunday. I was driving down a dark gravel road at 5am doing one of my other jobs and hit Mooriah. She was dressed in all black and in the dark I couldn't see her. Her head went into my windshield and her fat body tore the mirror off my drivers door. It also bent my wiper blade arm and I have to get it replaced. I didn't get a scratch on me but the cow (I mean Mooriah) had to be put down from a broken jaw. There is pieces of her hair, some blood and meat chunks stuck in my windshield still. It's really quite disgusting.
Maybe I will sell the chunks on ebay to the psycho Mooriah lovers. Maybe I will make millions!